Well, hello, dearies.
Recently we had a little weekend update in the game that brought us George Takei. A premium character that was available for 300 was Neil deGrasse Tyson. As with all characters, Neil has a little questline.
Tyson: Sorry about the aerobatics. My thrusters started malfunctioning.
Fry: Whoo! That’s what SHE said!
Professor: Good luck analyzing the Hypnowaves, Tyson. I’ve gotten nowhere, but maybe a “science communicator” will have better luck.
Tyson: I’ve published over a dozen significant papers in astrophysics. What have you accomplished?
Professor: I invented a device that lets you smell faraway things and an extremely long finger! I wish I was dead.
Tyson: It’s apparent that the Hypnowaves are highly unstable.
Professor: Did you figure that out yourself, Einstein?
Tyson: No, you kept shouting it in my ear.
Tyson: I suspect the hypnowaves can be neutralized by passing them through curved space. I’ll need some kind of immensely powerful bending apparatus.
Bender: I’m some kind of immensely powerful bending apparatus. I once bent an entire prison.
Tyson: With those arms? They look like spaghetti strands.
Tyson: I’ve scanned our whole solar system for Hypnowaves.
Bender: What did you find?
Tyson: The Hypnowaves have spread like a nasty digitally-transmitted robot virus.
Tyson: I’m off to look for vintage telescopes. It’s a nerdy hobby of mine.
Amy: How did you ever become heavyweight champion of the world?
Tyson: You’re thinking of MIKE Tyson.
Tyson: I couldn’t find any telescopes that fit my personality.
Amy: You need a new hobby. maybe you could take tennis lessons.
Tyson: I have no limbs! Maybe you could take a sensitivity training course. Or an eye test.
Tyson: To complete my research, I’ll need access to a roof.
Bender: My favorite crime is “breaking and accessing.” But what do I get for my trouble?
Tyson: If you carry me to the roof, I’ll put your name on the study.
Tyson: I have concluded that the Hypnowaves are entirely man-made. Wait a minute. I meant to say “toad-made.” Sometimes my little claws write whatever they want.
So there you have it, the questline and dialogue for Neil deGrasse Tyson. Did you get Neil while he was available? What do you think of his questline and tasks.
Let me know in the comments.