Premium Questline StarJar

Well, hello, dearies.

Recently we had a little weekend update in the game that brought us George Takei. A premium character that was available for 300 Pizza was Neil deGrasse Tyson. As with all characters, Neil has a little questline.


StarJar  Pt. 1
Neil deGrasse Tyson begins his research.
Fry: Neil deGrasse Tyson? What are you doing here?
Tyson: I’m researching the Hypnowaves on behalf of my institution, the Hayden Planetarium.
Fry: Did you say you were in an institution with Hayden Panettiere? She’s my favorite actress! I’ve been waiting ten years to use that. And it was worth it.
Have Neil deGrasse Tyson Go For a Loop 2 hr
Have Fry Lounge in His Underwear 8 hr

Tyson: Sorry about the aerobatics. My thrusters started malfunctioning.

Fry: Whoo! That’s what SHE said!

Tyson: After I finish my Hypnowave research, I’m going to investigate how anybody can put up with you.
Fry: Good luck!
StarJar  Pt. 2
Neil deGrasse Tyson uses science.

Professor: Good luck analyzing the Hypnowaves, Tyson. I’ve gotten nowhere, but maybe a “science communicator” will have better luck.

Tyson: I’ve published over a dozen significant papers in astrophysics. What have you accomplished?

Professor: I invented a device that lets you smell faraway things and an extremely long finger! I wish I was dead.

Tyson: Probably will be soon.
Have Neil deGrasse Tyson Do Astronomy 3 hr
Have the Professor Use the Finglonger 1 hr

Tyson: It’s apparent that the Hypnowaves are highly unstable.

Professor: Did you figure that out yourself, Einstein?

Tyson: No, you kept shouting it in my ear.

Professor: Just making sure we all know whose name appears first on the paper.
StarJar  Pt. 3
Neil deGrasse Tyson expands his search.

Tyson: I suspect the hypnowaves can be neutralized by passing them through curved space. I’ll need some kind of immensely powerful bending apparatus.

Bender: I’m some kind of immensely powerful bending apparatus. I once bent an entire prison.

Tyson: With those arms? They look like spaghetti strands.

Bender: You don’t have a lot of friends, do you, Tyson?
Have Neil deGrasse Tyson Observe the Universe 4 hr
Have Bender Avoid Responsibility 8 hr

Tyson: I’ve scanned our whole solar system for Hypnowaves.

Bender: What did you find?

Tyson: The Hypnowaves have spread like a nasty digitally-transmitted robot virus.

Bender: Spare me the lecture about setting up a secure firewall. Those things take away all the pleasure.
StarJar  Pt. 4
Neil deGrasse Tyson practices a hobby.

Tyson: I’m off to look for vintage telescopes. It’s a nerdy hobby of mine.

Amy: How did you ever become heavyweight champion of the world?

Tyson: You’re thinking of MIKE Tyson.

Amy: Wow, a boxer AND a mindreader. I’m impressed.
Have Neil deGrasse Tyson Shop for Old Telescopes 8 hr
Have Amy Drink Girly Cocktail 8 hr

Tyson: I couldn’t find any telescopes that fit my personality.

Amy: You need a new hobby. maybe you could take tennis lessons.

Tyson: I have no limbs! Maybe you could take a sensitivity training course. Or an eye test.

Amy: I’m not impressed any more.
StarJar  Pt.5
Neil deGrasse Tyson looks to the stars.

Tyson: To complete my research, I’ll need access to a roof.

Bender: My favorite crime is “breaking and accessing.” But what do I get for my trouble?

Tyson: If you carry me to the roof, I’ll put your name on the study.

Bender: The Bender Report: Why He’s Great and Maybe Some Other Stuff. I like the sound of that.
Have Neil deGrasse Tyson Hang Out on the Roof 6 hr
Have Bender Take Pictures and Say Neat

Tyson: I have concluded that the Hypnowaves are entirely man-made. Wait a minute. I meant to say “toad-made.” Sometimes my little claws write whatever they want.

Bender: Smooth move, Tyson. Whenever anything goes wrong, blame it on your robot hands. That’s what I do. I call it “pleading handsanity.” 


So there you have it, the questline and dialogue for Neil deGrasse Tyson. Did you get Neil while he was available? What do you think of his questline and tasks.

Let me know in the comments.

Stay shiny!


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