Well, hello, dearies.
Recently we had a little weekend update in the game that brought us George Takei. As with all characters, he has a little questline.
Takei: I’m planning a personal appearance tour, to bask in the adoration of my billions of fans.
Takei: I’ve never played the Holophoner in my life. I’m just naturally great at everything I try. I know nothing about soccer, yet I led the Takei City Bandits to victory by scoring every goal in the World Cup final. Now let me tell you about my line of fine men’s cologne.
Takei: I’ll need to reach as many people as I can to publicize my tour.
Amy: I can help you spread the word through social media. But we’ll need to take some sexy selfies.
Amy: Glawsome! Our latest post just got 500,000 likes on Twitcher.
Takei: I’m George Takei, Amy. Normally I get 500,000 likes just for scratching my ass. I think the Wong-Takei double-selfie format is dragging me down.
Amy: But I was as nude as I could get!
Fry: But those tapes were banned from Earth, remember?
Takei: Oh, I’m sure I can find them somewhere. But do you think I’ll get in trouble for screening them?
Fry: Eh. You’ll be fine as long as they don’t show you doing anything crazy. Like fencing shirtless, or building a plexiglass whale tank.
Takei: The vital tapes have been located and I’m ready for my first live performance. I sure hope it goes well.
Takei: I’ll go with the roomy theater.
Fry: Everyone loved your show, Mr. Takei. It was a standing-room-only crowd!
Takei: In your bedroom, that doesn’t mean much.
So that’s it for George. Did you all manage to get George? What do you think of him? Let me know in the comments below.